May 2013
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How the signs tell you to shut up:
lAries: Shut up.
Taurus: Will shove food in your mouth. If they were desperate enough to give their food away, that is.
Gemini: I'm bored. *walks away*
Cancer: They don't. They'd rather suffer than hurt your feelings.
Leo: Will make whiney noises until you are silent.
Virgo: Will make comments such as 'mmm' or 'yeah' until you realise that the conversation is going nowhere.
Libra: Will smile at you politely whilst swearing at you inside your head.
Scorpio: Will slap you round the face and promptly walk off.
Sagittarius: A simple 'Nobody cares, twit,' and a kick in the shin will suffice.
Capricorn: I have work to do. *leaves*
Aquarius: Will stop talking altogether, eventually hoping that you'll do the same.
Pisces: I'm sorry, but could you please be quiet...? -pause- I'M SORRY! DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS? DO YOU NEED A HUG? *bursts into tears*
Personally as a Scorpio..that's about right.
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April 2013
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March 2013
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Walking by my crush.
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Expectation:
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February 2013
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Doobie Doobie Doo-Wop: "Why do you hate the shape... →
martwhim:
Since people often ask “Alright, well this is fantasy! Why can’t we have boob shapes in plate armor?!” I decided to make a post about it. My frustration has nothing to do with historical inaccuracy and I’m all for imagination and freedom— but I’d like to (very quickly) illustrate this for you:
